This 22-year-old is on the latest cover of DNA and again I’m going to ask a simple question. How does a 22-year-old get a body like this? Who has the time between keg stands and bong loads to hit the gym? Either way, I’m glad he does.
~A
Archive for February, 2009
“Down Boy” Adam Phebus
Friday, February 27th, 2009Bitch Pleez! I’d Sue Too
Friday, February 27th, 2009Remember the model that fell through the hole on the runway last year? I know, priceless right? Well bitch is putting a price on it, in court. Sarah Welch AKA Model-in-a-hole is suing several companies involved with putting that sh** together. I hope she wins. Who was the idiot that didn’t think to notify the models about the giant hole in the floor before sending them out to strut their stuff? Not very smart.
~A
They So Crazy!
Friday, February 27th, 2009These bitches are fierce! They might not be the prettiest, they might not be the brightest, but they’re sure as hell hilarious. And Greg Scarnici, the blonde tranny, you with your damn facial expressions. Gurl you’re killing me!
~A
Just Because …
Thursday, February 26th, 2009This came out a month before I even started this blog and I LOVED it then and still love it now. So why not a little Taylor Swift to round out this Thursday. 
~A
Let’s Play Spot the Adam’s Apple
Thursday, February 26th, 2009No, that’s not the trannylicious Candice Cane, it’s Nicolette Sheridan on the set of Desperate Housewives. Yes I know, she’s as close to a tranny as the hookers down on Santa Monica and Western. AND, the bitch will prolly cut you if you steal her business.
~A
“Down Boy” Jamie Bamber
Thursday, February 26th, 2009I don’t watch Battlestar Galactica but I think I just might start. Jamie is the most recent star to bare flesh for PETA’s ads and my only complaint is that they didn’t show more.
You see, this is why I’m addicted to Xtube. Because I see half naked guys and am never satisfied. I NEED to see the whole thing. There’s gotta be a twelve step program for a disease of this nature. But I guess this is the same as with all other addictions, you have to want to change.
~A
She’s a Mess
Thursday, February 26th, 2009This sh** has me rolling. First off it’s supposed to be 100 different dances to 100 different songs in 100 different locations and I swear this bitch recycles some of the moves. Just sayin’ … My personal favorites are 13, 21, 52, 57, 59 and 61. And to be quite honest I only watched up to 61. I have a job people! (Thanks MizParker for the tip. Just the strap-on tip.)
~A
Yikes!
Thursday, February 26th, 2009Reese Witherspoon without makeup sort of reminds me of old women when they take out their teeth. You know how their mouths sort of cave in? I’m not sure why but she does. Gumjob anyone?
~A
It’s Official!
Thursday, February 26th, 2009I’m a dirty old man. I can’t help it. Nick Jonas looks so damn adorable walking his dog.
OK wait, I just looked up his age thinking I’m not that dirty because he must be at least 20. Umm nope! He’s 16! OMG! What is wrong with me? Seriously, I should be taken off the streets and kept away from high school sporting events.
~A
Oh Ma Gawd!
Thursday, February 26th, 2009I’ve seen some crazy sh** in my day but this bitch takes the metal filled cake! She’s Elaine Davidson and the current record holder for the most peircings. Bitch has a total of 6,005 now. Seriously?! I’m just gonna lay a few things out on the table. 1. You know the bitch is single. 2. She needs to fire bozo the clown as her makeup artist. 3. Her vibrator prolly looks like a chewed up pencil.
Bravo lady! You have definitely succeeded. That is if you were trying to make me lose my breakfast.
~A
