So while I’m away this afternoon, chew on this. 
(oh, probably not safe for work)
~A
Archive for January, 2009
You’re Always Hungry for More
Friday, January 30th, 2009Out for the Afternoon
Friday, January 30th, 2009We have a meeting from 11AM-5PM today for work. WTF?! I will try and use my cool iPhone application for wordpress to add some stuff to OBP but I doubt our six hour meeting will provide any interesting, erotic or funny material for my blog. So while you mourn my absence, stare deep into my Prada covered eyes and know that I’m NOT in a better place.
~A
Those Damn Diccups
Friday, January 30th, 2009Thank you to my friend John for knowing what a pervert I am and sending me this video. I usually hate to watch anything that can arouse me at work but this is definitely worth making an exception. That’s a lie, I live for this shit. Anytime, any place. Did I forget to mention that it’s also pretty damn funny? Oh, it’s pretty damn funny.
~A
Poor Fat Jessica Simpson
Friday, January 30th, 2009Can’t a gurl just take some time off from the gym, gain a few (hundred), and not be ripped to shreds for it?! Not if you’re a celebrity. Honey that’s the price you’re going to have to pay if you want to continue to fly first class, live in a gated community, and be able afford some of those God awful weaves. In my opinion, that’s a very small price to pay. That being said, here’s a hilarious cartoon of the ballooning star. I just hope it doesn’t get this bad in real life.
~A
I Love It When Stars …
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Get caught with tranny hookers and act like they had “no idea”. I also love it when they use their fame for good. Like Sean Penn in this new commercial. You rock daddy!
~A
Double Your Afternoon Delight
Thursday, January 29th, 2009So if you take one hand and just cover their faces, these twin models are damn near perfect. I’ve already told you guys about my “thing” with twins so I won’t go there again but once again, these boys will do. Actually I have to retract that statement. They are HOT!!! I must’ve spent too much time sniffing the ink cartridges at work. Happy Thursday everyone!
~A
The Only Reason Worth Watching Jeopardy …
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Is this 25-year-old 6′3″ 200 lb hunky scientist from St. Paul Minnesota. Or as I like to call him, my friend Joe. Those other people are going to feel so lame when they end up losing to this beautiful youngster. And although he will be in LA for almost an entire week, I will only get to spend this Saturday with him. ;( Anyway, send him all your positive vibes. We’ll be having a game night on Saturday and even though he might be all that with this jeopardy crap, I’m gonna kick his ass at CatchPhrase!
~A
Ugh! What Happend to Channing Tatum?
Thursday, January 29th, 2009He used to be my “ultimate”. And by ultimate I mean the guy that I would give my left nut to date. And by date I mean rape! And by rape I mean that I wanted to have his babies. Now this is what he looks like ?… Does everyone suffer from the Oprah syndrome? Am I going to catch it too? Please God NO!!! (since he’s almost unrecognizable in this pic, I’ve added some of my favorites after the break)
~A
Randy Blue Pimps ‘Em Out to DNA
Thursday, January 29th, 2009I can almost taste this guys DNA just from looking at this photo. And it doesn’t taste good. Luckily for Randy Blue and DNA, there were a few other models involved in the shoot who completely redeem the two.
~A
Nobody Panic!
Thursday, January 29th, 2009The cute guys are both OK. The other fella however, not so much. Just watch the video, you’ll see what I mean. And by the by, I love how the camera guy starts asking if the guy’s OK before he even hits the water. Bitch, your friends aren’t psychic! How are they supposed to know?
~A
