Greg Smith is a 22-year-old athlete which might explain the dumb look on his face. But that’s just fine by me. I don’t need him to think anyway. 
~A
Archive for November, 2008
“Down Boy” Greg Smith
Sunday, November 30th, 2008
I Have No Idea What He Said
Friday, November 28th, 2008But he sure is nice to look at!
~A
At Least She Looked Good …
Friday, November 28th, 2008Even if she did steal the outfit from Madonna’s closet. Yes I’m talking about Britney’s first performance in Germany to promote her latest attempt at an album “Circus”. I wish I could say that she killed it but if I did I would probably be talking about her career.
I will say that she wasn’t that bad. And you know it had to suck to preform in front of that audience. I don’t think a herd of stampeding elephants could have gotten those bitches off her feet. Fear not Brit, this was just one more speed bump on the road of life. I predict easy riding soon. Very soon.
~A
People Are Crazy!!!
Friday, November 28th, 2008What is wrong with you people?! Seriously. Not only was a Wal-Mart worker trampled to death this morning but a woman miscarried her child. All for the sake of a sale. Now we can really call it “Black Friday”. My advice is to shop online bitches! Read the entire story HERE.
~A
Reflection for the Day
Friday, November 28th, 2008Today I will not spend my time dwelling morbidly on the past. I won’t be afraid to enjoy what is beautiful, and to believe that as I give to others, so others will give to me.
~A
It’s Here!
Thursday, November 27th, 2008With today being Thanksgiving and all it can only mean one thing. The Christmas season is upon us! And since the economy sucks and I’m broke, this is my gift to you. The best lights display EVER!
~A
This Could Happen to Anyone!
Thursday, November 27th, 2008OK guys and gals, if you are truly thankful for your family, you won’t EVER let this happen. All it takes is a very subtle “oh hey grams, you got something on your face”. Then you take a wet nap and wipe that sucker clean. Old people don’t know better. They were there for us and we need to be there for them.
~A
Happy Birthday Turkeys!
Thursday, November 27th, 2008I’m thankful for each and every one of you. And bitches, pleez eat the turkey and don’t wear it. I hate when that happens.
~A
“Down Boy” Nick Adams
Thursday, November 27th, 2008He’s one of Broadway’s HOTTEST! On this day of thanks, I’d like to personally extend mine to Nick Adams, for shining his beautiful light on the world and not to mention that stunning body. He could help me stuff a turkey any day!
~A
Bitch Pleez! I’ll Gut Punch YOU!
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008People are so f-ing weird! Don’t ask me how because to be quite honest I’m so disturbed right now that I can’t even remember how I found this, but somehow I stumbled upon something called “gut punching”. It’s some crazy fetish that involves guys punching each other in the gut repeatedly for no apparent reason.
Listen, I spent my entire childhood trying to avoid punches. There’s no way in hell you’d ever find me having my lower intestines rearranged for the sake of fun. Hey crazies, get a real hobby!
~A
