Superstar Kanye West on the left and little ol’ me on the right. It’s like looking at two of me. 
~A
Archive for October, 2008
My Brother From a Different Mother
Friday, October 31st, 2008Just Disgusting!
Friday, October 31st, 2008Some a-hole sent his daughter to her kindergarten class stocked up with “Vote No on Prop 8″ bumper stickers to hand out to her classmates.
Bitch Pleez! I understand that people feel strongly on both ends of the debate and the need to get their opinions out in the open is urgent in such a tight race. But using your children to do your dirty work is wrong on so many levels. Wow.
~A
I’m Trying Not to Judge
Friday, October 31st, 2008And really who am I to judge anything having to do with tattoos seeing as how I have a few myself. BUT, in my opinion, tattooing someone’s face on your body is NEVER a good idea.
Luckily he’s f-ing hot and I’m willing to look past it. But mark my words, when the looks fade and that tattoo remains, Joey Kirchner is gonna wish he’d gone with something more traditional.
The Word of the Day is “AWESOME”!
Friday, October 31st, 2008So here it is! I’ve gone back to my childhood days and resurrected this costume for the third time in my life. The previous two times I was a kid and got beat up. Hopefully this year we start a new tradition! More pics to follow.
~A
I Love A Firm Banana!
Thursday, October 30th, 2008Well who doesn’t?! Nothing sucks more than finding out it’s gone soft while you’ve been salivating all day just thinking about how nice it’ll be to get your mouth around it. If you hate when that happens then I’ve found just the thing for you. Thanks to my friend Bryan for the tip.
Never Mind
Thursday, October 30th, 2008I was just informed that the picture of Maurice Greene is actually not him. I had cut the other runner out of the picture and went with the wrong guy. So I retract my previous statement about having a reason to watch DWTS. There is NO reasonable justification for subjecting myself to that type of torture.
And just to clear something up, I am not racist and I do NOT think all black people look alike. I just never even looked at his face. 
~A
I Miss Puerto Rico!
Thursday, October 30th, 2008Soft sand and warm beaches are calling my name again. And it’s only been a few weeks since I returned. Ahhhh!
~A
Crotch Watch: Maurice Greene
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008Finally! I’ve found one good reason to watch “Dancing With the Stars”. Can you guess what that might be?
~A
“Down Boy” Verizon Guy
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008No, not that nerd from the commercials. The REAL Verizon guy. He really exists! And I think he’s really cute. I may be alone on this one but that’s fine by me. As long at 31-year-old Marc Lefevre is there with me. Bitch PLeez! Can you hear ME now?
~A
Oh Gosh Darnit!
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008As if the Cabbage Patch dolls weren’t scary enough before. Now they’ve created this monster!
~A
