Felicity, is that you? And why is there two of you? And what the hell happened to your shirt?! Put some clothes on girl. Just kidding. Yes these twin models are very, what some might call, “pretty”, but I just don’t get it. Who really wants to walk around with that hair do? Well besides girls.
Bitches Pleez! Man up! Cut that shit. And give me a call. 
~A
And still parading around like a damn school girl. Madge kicked off her “Sticky and Sweet” tour in the UK with a whole lot of sticky and not too much sweet.
I presonally am torn. I love her and think it’s cool that she uses her work to stay fit and put on a show all at the same time. But the other side of me thinks she should stop trying to relive her glory days and leave the circus act to the Mileys and Britneys of the world. Am I wrong? I will say that her body, for ANY age, is absolutely amazing. High school boys all around the world are jealous of those arms.
~A
What I wouldn’t do to this guy. And I fucking LOVE the flannel shirt. HAHA! Just kidding. It’s me! I think I got confused when they told me to show some teeth. It happens.
Damn where did that innocence go?
~A
So Demi Lovato is apparently another Disney star making her way to super stardom. Honestly, I can’t tell any of them apart. The Latin ones look white, the white ones look Latin, and they’re all secretly snobby. Pretty much a bunch of clones.
Whoever she is, it’s fun to watch her fall. Happens at about 30 seconds in. HA!
~A
And it’s all thanks to one person in particular. I wont name names, but you know who you are. Bitch Pleez, this song’s for you!
~A
Luis Figo, the 35-year-old Portuguese soccer player has handed me the worst dilemma of the week. I cannot for the life of me decide which side I like better. His front? Oh so yummy. Or his back? Something I’d also like to sink my teeth into. Ugh! Talk about quality problems.
~A
So here’s the thing, I don’t drink. And the story after the break is just one more reason I continue NOT drinking.
~A
He’s the grooming guy on Australia’s version of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” and he’s hot! Will Fennell is just the type of guy you want helping you groom those hard to reach areas.
~A
Well not really. But after reading an article about the hookup site Manhunt, I’m definitely thinking about it. The guys started the site with 800k and now it brings in over 2 mil a month and over 30 mil a year. Can you believe that shit?!
Lord knows I know about hookup sites enough to start my own. I just need the 800k now. Anyone wanna lend me some cash?
~A
And you’re not supposed to. But this song says it all right now. 
~A
