OH-BITCH-PLEEZ

Each month I get so much joy from searching for the hidden bunny on the new issue of Playboy. Can you spot it? If your stumpy, er, stumped, click on the “there’s more” link for the answer.

~A

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You gotta have some big balls to have your nails looking like this. And my guess is that whoever these hands belong to, probably does. They’re just tucked.

~A

This is what people have resorted to in Los Angeles after the traumatic 5.4 quake. This ad was posted on craigslist by someone who needed some comforting in the form of 8-10 inches. To see the (NSFW) photos that he posted click the blue link.

Oh Bitch: THERE’S MORE!

OK, I feel REALLY bad for this girl. She first forgets the lyrics to the National Anthem and then when she comes back with that determined look on her face that says “I’m gonna do this shit” shit ends up eating ice. So sad. Tear.

~A

I’m not really what you’d call a real soccer fan, BUT, after this picture, I LOVE it! Just your random everyday ripped streaker at a game in London. Sure makes up for having terrible teeth huh.

~A

This is some bullshit! There I said it. Cops are so f-ing out of control. This happened in NYC on Friday and honestly I haven’t wanted to hit someone this bad in a long time. What comes around, goes around you prick.

~A

I don’t care what they say about these ladies. This video is H-O-T HOT!

~A

Canadian born actor Dylan Bruce is just one of many reasons why staying home and watching soaps is much more enjoyable than maintaining a career. He’s 28 and just happens to be the hottest stud on “As the World Turns”.

~A

Yes I think everyone’s day could benefit from a little laughter at someone else’s expense. So going forth my “Gurl Down” category will be used exclusively for girls and guys that lose the battle with gravity. Bitch Pleez! Gurl Down is going to be off the hook or pole as was the case with today’s entertainment.

~A

You gotta love a girl that, much like a cockroach, just refuses to give up. Amy Winehouse is going to be the next Fergie. Gurl is working on her fitness!

This trainer showed up at Amy’s place in London yesterday to help the train-wreck get her body back in order. I’m guessing no one has yet to tell Amy that in order to lift the weights she actually has to put down the crack pipe.

But don’t fret Wino, you can smoke between reps.

~A