Hugh Jackman and his son Oscar spent some quality time over the weekend on the beaches of Saint-Tropez.
His beautiful wife was nowhere in sight. Neither was his boyfriend.
~A
This woman proved one thing by her crazy antics. That you don’t have to drink the wine to make an ass out of yourself.
~A
Remember a while back when our wonderful president George “Piece of Shit” Bush laughed at the idea of gas prices rising to four dollars? Bitch PLEEZ! It cost over seventy bucks to fill my tank. On a side note, I went to the groundlings last night and when we parked it happened to be in front of a house with this sign on their front lawn. They know what’s up.
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MTV is actually thinking of giving Mess Spears a second chance at this years music video awards. I LOVE IT! I was of course one among many fans who wanted Brit to kill it! But in the end her tragic performance will forever be remembered, and more epic than any other. Plus it made the bigger girls feel better about about their bodies. Oh yes I did!
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Damn I need a vacation from my vacation! Can I just say that we should get vacation days at work allotted strictly for spending time with family. Cuz honestly, and I LOVE my family, but it’s not always a “vacation” if you know what I mean.
Anyway I’m back and promise to update with some fun stuff real soon. And as for the crack head that I hired to help me keep this bitch updated, yes Miss thing I’m talking about you, well I might have to fire the ho. Bitch is LAZY!
~A
Sorry for not updating but I’ve been back home and this is actually the first time I’ve been at a relatives house where they have the internet. And fucking verizon and their piece of shit mobile card that isn’t working on my laptop. Anywho, I will be back in full force come Wednesday. Hold on for one two more days.
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So this isn’t about any celebs. Just about me and a little insight to how crazy and latin I am.
I went out to a screening of an outfest movie last night with the guy I’m dating and of course we ran into someone he knew. Some latin guy, older than me and a little snobby. Although I didn’t say anything that I was thinking (thank god), it totally made me jealous. I started making up all these stories about their past in my head. Yes, Kuh-ray-zee. Anyway, I’m over it now because regardless of what their history is, he’s seeing me now. I know das right!
My final thoughts on the issue? It’s a small small world when you suck dick.
~A